disconnect

if you want to play games all night with your friends and then someone disconnects you from the internet that makes you want to kill them because you were in a middle of a game.

why the fuck did you disconnect me from the internet I was in a middle of a game you bitch.

by I HATE YOUR SHIT May 30, 2018

Intertwinly disconnected

When you know some one and your friend know someone and both of the someone know each other but not you or your friend.

Your peeps know my peeps but we don't know each other we are so intertwinly disconnected

by Stacy james. . September 9, 2020

descend

to wrap yourself in a blanket and smother other peoples belongings until they are yours...forever...

let play a game and descend upon grunbeck and his stuff

by Luinis Mok November 15, 2007

dischner syndrome

rapid, inexplicable widespread popularity followed by a long, protracted decline in social capital, terminating in universal disdain

A.: "Dude, what ever happened to Bob Applesworthy?"

B.: "Freshman year he was the shit around here. But I don't think he has any friends anymore."
A.: "Dischner syndrome."
B.: "Totally."

by Col. Hans Landa September 13, 2013

Disconbobulated

Broken pen!

'OMG!!...this pen is crap, it must be disconbobulated!'

by Katie Lass January 21, 2009

disconnect

When a man's penis is ill-fitted to a girl's vagina

We tried to have sex last night, but there was a disconnect :(

by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 3, 2013

iPhone-discontinuitisness

iPhoner owners are so enamoured by their new toys, as if they are the best camera, the best web browsing device and the best cell phone. Not only are they poor cameras and average cell phones, the iPhone is only useful for the most elementary of web browsing functions.

iPhone users can not read their incoming email properly. They also can not type a full and appropriate response. They end up responding to a thoughtful email with a non-sequitur or discontinuity.

The result is more mis-communication rather than real communication.

Hey, I emailed you to schedule a meeting with a client. You responded with some malapropism. Your iPhone-discontinuitisness is gonna cost us money, man.

by cell phones suck April 3, 2009