disco workout

A workout performed by vain, mostly homosexual men immediately prior to an event where one's looks are important, e.g. an outing at a nightclub or day at the beach. The objective of a disco workout is to pump up your muscles so that you look your best for the event; it is done purely for cosmetic effects and not for any health or strength benefits.

"Bruce and Alejandro knew they were going to the beach later that day, so they squeezed in a disco workout that morning so that they'd look good in their speedos."

by Rabozicus December 18, 2009

Disco Ass

A sweaty and shitty ass from a night spent on the dingiest of dancefloors.

Can't believe I got back last night and wiped my 'Disco Ass' on Dave's pillow!

by Shneef September 8, 2021

Disco dj

The act of playing with a clit similar to the fashion of how a DJ plays/scratches records.

Man 1: Dude, did you have sex with that girl last night while 5 feet away from me?
Man 2: No, it was all just hands really.
Man 1: Oh so you just Disco DJ'ed her?
Man 2: Yup

by VelkaHemingway February 13, 2022

Disco SNF

An increasingly popular skilled nursing facility franchise marketed to Baby Boomers who once only dreamed of nightly dancing in their golden years on a disco dance floor into the wee hours, fueled by prescription drugs of every sort.

The Disco SNF is what I’ve longed for, I can now happily leave my cumbersome housebound existence, filled with rotting floors, filthy cat boxes and handyman visits, and head straight for a throbbing 80s nirvana, hoping I will exit this life on my beloved dance floor!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2023

disco cock

A man who refuses to shave or groom his private area (hairy)

I was with Tom last night & he has a disco cock

by Wine junkie April 30, 2022

Disco Pash

Disco pash: To get it on at the club on the D-floor with a complete stranger. #1 Rule: What happens on the D-floor, stay on the D-floor.

I need some lovin'. Time for a disco pash.

by Dlen August 22, 2010

Disco Ho

A named given to broke, irresponsible, emotionally unstable, gold-digging women. Basically a con-artist.

*Person 1* I know you really want to date her, but there's something that you should know.

*Person 2* What's that?

*Person 1* She's a Disco Ho.

*Person 2* Really? Wow, thanks for the heads up.

by N64N3D January 13, 2012