Extremely old. When someone says they are "old as dirt", they are comparing themself to the earth, which has been around for basically forever. Depending upon your religious opinion, either since God created it or just after the big bang happened. Eitherway, the Earth has been around, with dirt on it, for an extremely long time. Thus, "old as dirt" would make someone extremely old.
by Skyon Archer December 11, 2012
Get the old as dirtmug. by Benstoned May 1, 2019
Get the Dick in the dirtmug. When a person, usually a man, looks like he has a nice tan from being out in the sun all day. When in actuality it's just dirt. Usually seen on mechanics, truck drivers, racecar drivers, roofers, and a lot of guys that live in Florida.
When I saw that cute mechanic I thought, "wow, he's got a nice warm glow to him!", but he got closer and I saw it was just a "dirt tan".
by Karlene Schultz April 30, 2007
Get the dirt tanmug. 'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'
by shpannah September 7, 2006
Get the dirt trackmug. A term used to describe the scar from a circumcision on a males genitalia. The 'Dirt Ring' is a distinguished layer of skin which is located below the mushroom (head) of a penis. The layer of skin resembles a dirt ring since it typically is a darker tone of color compared to the remainder of the shaft's skin.
Did you see the dirt ring on Marco Bandares?
"HEY Rodgers, show me your dirt ring!" - State Farm Commercial
"HEY Rodgers, show me your dirt ring!" - State Farm Commercial
by BearBearBear January 3, 2013
Get the Dirt Ringmug. by Thestinkypete December 26, 2009
Get the Dirt Dinglermug. by Evan Hunt June 6, 2010
Get the joe dirtingmug.