old as dirt

Extremely old. When someone says they are "old as dirt", they are comparing themself to the earth, which has been around for basically forever. Depending upon your religious opinion, either since God created it or just after the big bang happened. Eitherway, the Earth has been around, with dirt on it, for an extremely long time. Thus, "old as dirt" would make someone extremely old.

My grandfather is "old as dirt".

by Skyon Archer December 11, 2012

Dick in the dirt

When someone gets knocked down or unconscious face first.

That pot brownie knocked Billy's dick in the dirt.

by Benstoned May 1, 2019

dirt track

the anal passage or bum hole usually used with regards to sexual intercourse

'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'

by shpannah September 7, 2006

dirt tan

When a person, usually a man, looks like he has a nice tan from being out in the sun all day. When in actuality it's just dirt. Usually seen on mechanics, truck drivers, racecar drivers, roofers, and a lot of guys that live in Florida.

When I saw that cute mechanic I thought, "wow, he's got a nice warm glow to him!", but he got closer and I saw it was just a "dirt tan".

by Karlene Schultz April 30, 2007

Dirt Dingler

A person who dosent wipe their anus.

I don't want to hang around Mark cause he's a dirt dingler and smells like ass.

by Thestinkypete December 26, 2009

joe dirting

Leaving your child behind.

Chris Bennet was Joe dirting his child when he found out it was a girl.

by Evan Hunt June 6, 2010

hero dirt

When the earth has the best moisture content for perfect traction.

I am just killing it today cuz of this hero dirt.

by tfitz2 March 2, 2016