Ding Dong Ditch

when he tries to get it in your ass but bails without opening the back door

"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."

by badgrl696969 May 1, 2019

ding dong wong

When u ding your dong on a Wong holdin a gong

U got your ding dong wong stuck in a gong behold god

by kangaro trainer March 27, 2019

Samalama ding dong

A bad ass bich who loves Nutella and is annoyingly indecisive their sibling likes u a LOT and they are soo nice when they wanna be and a complete hue when they don’t

Oh yes that ones a right Samalama ding dong

by Rookiooooo October 30, 2019

Ding Dong Blitz

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!

" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "

by Blitztastic April 29, 2010

ding dong diggiriggidong

Silly words that can mean anything.

ding dong diggiriggidong-things i like to say when i'm dancing, ding dong diggiriggidong silly words that can mean anything.

by [slurps furiously] June 14, 2016

Ding Dong and Dash

When you gotta smash but you gotta blast before her dad comes into the room.

Guy 1: Yo fam I totally pulled a Ding Dong and Dash on Marion last night!
Guy 2: Dude no way!

by Su’umYungGai June 18, 2018

Ding Dong Ditch

When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.

Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !

by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017