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Bushel of Dicks

A bushel of dick is approximately 435 dicks.
Go suck a bushel of dicks.
by DICK!!!! April 19, 2013
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Chundering Dicks

When you've fucked up so bad, your not just spewin, your chundering dicks
by long neck man June 14, 2010
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mick dicks

Hey dude I'm going to head out to grab a bite to eat, you up for it?

Ya but only if we're heading over to Mick Dicks, I'm craving the grease
by Dala_1111111 September 10, 2010
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numby dicks

A sexual act in which two consenting males (of legal or illegal age) sit on their hands until they become numb. When both achieve sufficient stiffness of their penis they simultaneously jerk each other off until the point of ejaculation. At this point both loads of cum are then blasted into each others faces.

This game can be played by oneself, but is usually referred to as the strange in such cases.
My little brother woke up and said his hand was asleep so I sat on my hand for a while and put our sleeping hands to use and played numby dicks all morning.

I would die to have played numby dicks with Simon Birch.
by H.i.sd September 7, 2010
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asparagus dicks

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.
by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015
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soggy bag of dicks

Being really mad
Hey Nick, how mad are you?
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks

Nick nick nick

What a crazy guy

Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks
by DDbja December 14, 2013
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Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.
"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "
by wordestablishment February 2, 2016
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