Dickfished

When the dick you get is not the dick that was originally presented to you in previous photos.

Wow! John’s dick was so much smaller in person than the photos he sent me! I’m afraid I’ve been dickfished

by Radassh March 17, 2026

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Dick Fit

When someone is angry that the size of their partner’s dick isn’t as big or girthy as expected.

“What’s the matter with Mike?”
“His tinder date lied about his penis size so when they got home he threw a dick fit.”

by Reishnakov December 3, 2025

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The site that was always good for a laugh once upon a time..... Quite a few times i heard someone say "you know what i read on U.D. today" and it would be some off the wall, crazy shit and worthy of a good laugh. THEN, one day, i figure some web surfing 11 year old came across the site? He probably read some of the definitions and sat at his computer desk wide eyed with a gaping maw when some adult expressions got put into text he could read? He rushed to school the next day and spread the news.......and the next thing you know, U.D. is flooded with pubescent children submitting childish humor for all to read. Oh, how the mighty Urban Dic has fallen!

Ye that run this site need to establish a Junior U.D., like the minor leagues for the children to hone their skills through.

Honestly, this site is so lame , there might be no fixing it.

John: what happened to Urban Dickfinitions
Joe: who cares?

by soundslikebstome June 27, 2020

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