Defangled

A combination of smashed, stretched, mangled and twisted.

Like old gum in the wrapper at the bottom of the bag.

by Amberleigh August 6, 2004

Default affairs

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.

A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."

by rperazag July 4, 2010

defaggotize

to make something not gay

Hey man, my blog is being gay!
I better defaggotize it.

by Blaine November 29, 2003

Default Tea

Tea served in England with just milk added.

"Would you like some tea/coffee?"
"Default Tea please"
"No probs"

by chuzza November 3, 2009

defrag

to clean up a hard drive like a messy room.

My laptop's been choking up pretty badly recently... speed-wise, that is. I'm going to see if I need a defrag or something.

by m January 16, 2005

defatification

Losing a shit ton of weight in a short period of time and being a supreme badass for it because you didn't lose a bet as a result.

I lost 90 pounds in 8 months and did not lose my bet to a douche bag. That is the ultimate defatification.

by The winner of the Bet December 7, 2013

default settings

A way of saying that you are not affiliated with lgbtq+ by saying you were born on "default settings" is another way of saying you're heterosexual. this is also a trigger word for lgbtq+ people as they find it an "insult" by saying it's not normal to like or enjoy another gender. also if you say "I'm on default settings" you're a Giga chad

"I'm bi! what is your sexuality?"
"oh no, I'm on the default settings."

by theylluvveli December 5, 2022