Defibation

The act of rubbing one's penis vigorously in a masturbatory motion while simultaneously deficating. Could also be used as a sexual act or ploy.

Muslims practice the act of defibation with two hands.

by Zbradley June 26, 2017

defilybeyded

(noun) meaning there is no chance of something happening or that the chances of it happening are slim.
A way of stating the chances of something happening.

Do you really think that could happen? That's so defilybeyded!

by CrunchyChurros1598 July 19, 2017

Definaturally

Definaturally is when something definitely will happen naturally

That plant is gonna grow definaturally

by ChefPepperJack April 20, 2020

deficiente

Used in Italian to tell someone is really, really, really stupid.

"Tu sei proprio un deficiente" -> "You're so stupid"

by Mr6060 May 19, 2020

Defiantly

to do something in a way that shows a disposition to challenge, resist, or fight.

more often just a misspelling of 'definitely' because the internet is full of dipshits

"She defiantly spoke out against the system."

"Their's defiantly sumthing rong with my phone, it keeps trying to incorektly fix my speling."

by servvo1 December 21, 2021

Defecation deficit

To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.

Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.

by maltar April 9, 2011

Facial Deficit

Facial Deficit is a term referring to a face of a person that is unpleasant to look upon

Lindsay Lohan has a chronic Facial Deficit. All those drugs have destroyed her once good looks.

by Aerophone April 17, 2012