Dante Martin

also know as cockzilla , hottest being alive , and chick magnet

Guy:have you seen my girlfriend liz? girl:No why? Guy:because i have not seen her for like a hour and she was right here. Girl: She's probaly with dante martin she gonna be hurting

by President Barrak obama May 21, 2016

Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Dante

Dante is a goddamn idiot that is horrible at school, yet a good friend. He probably likes anime but find kpop cringe. Dante thinks he's an introvert but is actually and extrovert with many friends.

God, you're such a Dante

by L0C4L_1D10T_ February 20, 2025

Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.

"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"

by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024

Dante Pancotto

Charli d’amelios boyfriend

Charli d’amelio and Dante Pancotto are dating

by Didieneb November 4, 2019

Dante Ortiz

A homosexual Mexican with no license

Dante Ortiz is a glasses wearing dumbass

by Swagmasterbigcock69 November 25, 2021

Dante

Really really awesome and has a big ass

Damn there goes Dante with his fat ass

by Coolguy299 December 14, 2021