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by Daneli Martinez ❤️ January 17, 2019
Get the Daneli Martinezmug. 
1.) Ususally underaged girls who want to sleep with the famous comedian, Dane Cook.
2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.
3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.
4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.
5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.
6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.
2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.
3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.
4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.
5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.
6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.
by JayMoo January 20, 2007
Get the dane cookersmug. A total hottie, 100% nutt material. Not to be confused with tf2's Dane, this Dane will make Niagara falls in your pants,every time he enters a room, no exceptions.
by pootis the gibus hoovy June 8, 2018
Get the Uncle danemug. Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.
Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok
I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook
Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok
She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook
These are all from Insomiac Tour
I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook
Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok
She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook
These are all from Insomiac Tour
by Gozzy August 20, 2006
Get the dane cookmug. verb: the degeneration of the funniness of a comedian or comedy movie caused by dumb assholes quoting that comedian or movie OVER AND OVER AND OVER again untill he/she/it is no longer fucking funny.
Napolean Dynamite was a great movie, until it got dane cooked; the dumbasses in my history class kept saying "do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?" OVER AND OVER until I began to actually hate the movie which I had originally liked very much.
YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.
YES- Dane Cook is a very funny comedian. However it is annoying as fuck when retarded douchebags quote him again and again. He is not the only comedian in the world. Please stop quoting him. AND PLEASE DON'T try to pass any his jokes off as your own. I have seen this happen many times, and it was painful on every occasion.
Get the dane cookmug.