A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through the oral cavity, resulting in undesired consequences.
Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."
by GnomenKlayture January 2, 2009
Get the Emotional Diarrheamug. The same as diarrhea of the mouth except it occurs when a person just can't stop texting useless information. They initially text you with a valid or important text and then it continues text after text and just won't stop. You feel like throwing your phone off a bridge to make it stop.
Normal person - "Joe Thumb just texted me a question. I sure hope his diarrhea of the thumb doesn't flare up or he'll be texting me for hours!"
by rebel4everga April 27, 2010
Get the diarrhea of the thumbmug. When you go take a dumb/crap/shit and your shit hits the water hard enough so the water ends up going up and the water touches your ass.
Bob: Well my day is ruined!
Jack: Why?
Bob: I had reverse diarrhea
Jack: wtf is that?
Bob: Its when you go shit and your shit lands in the water really hard and the water splashes against your ass.
Jack: Why?
Bob: I had reverse diarrhea
Jack: wtf is that?
Bob: Its when you go shit and your shit lands in the water really hard and the water splashes against your ass.
by Junsquared December 31, 2011
Get the Reverse Diarrheamug. The tell-tale, classic run to the bathroom after eating a certain food known to give someone the runs. Usually accompanied by a panicked look and a hand clamped over the mouth.
by fatyardigan August 5, 2010
Get the Diarrhea Dashmug. When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.
by skank ass weasel May 1, 2003
Get the explosive diarrheamug. 90% of the content of Urban Dictionary
There are some really neat and astute definitions in Urban Dictionary, but the rest of it is keyboard diarrhea!
by Yuill November 16, 2011
Get the keyboard diarrheamug. When you have to shit so bad and right as you sit down on the toilet an immense stream of diarrhea just rushes out of your butt
by coldbrewfiend January 18, 2020
Get the Trapdoor Diarrheamug.