david vicodin

Alias for former hall of fame quarterback Bret Favre. Favre took on the pysuedonym after battling an addiction to the powerful opiate vicodin.

"Hey, did you see ol' david vicodin retired"
-"Who?"
"You know, Brett Favre."

by Deez Nizzuts March 8, 2008

David Harris

The future of the NFL. This underrated beastly linebacker was drafted in the second round out of Michigan, and has been one of the greatest draft picks in New York Jets history. In his rookie season, he took over the place of pro bowler Jonathan Vilma and led the Jets in tackles. Lawrence Taylor and Dick Butkus look up to David Harris.

Jake: Who is leading the Jets in tackles this season?

Jeff: Obviously David Harris.

by JJJJAAAAKKKEEEE November 2, 2008

rapid dave

Speedy Gonzales's urban american equivalent. He lives in the city and wears a baseball cap instead of a sombrero.

"Qucikly, Quickly, Quickly! Run Fast! Run Fast! Quickly!"
-Rapid Dave

by Missing Waldo January 12, 2008

Larry David Moment

When a person says, or does something offensive to someone else, without intentionally doing so.

Originates from the show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", in which the star; Larry David, always inadvertently offends someone.

Man #1: It was nice to meet your wife last night.
Man #2: Thank you, she thinks you're a terrific guy.
Man #1: She's hot too. Great tits.
Man #2: Excuse me?
Man #1: Ya' know, she's got a nice body. Nice. It's a compliment
Man #2: That's very offensive.
Man #1: It wasn't suppose to be.
Man #2: FUCK YOU!
Man #1: I just had a Larry David moment.

by StabberJosh May 1, 2008

Davy Jones' Locker

The bottom of the ocean. The final resting place for dead pirates.

Where's your captain?
We lost him during the storm, he's in Davy Jones' locker now.

by Tavita April 15, 2006

Davia

Sexy, classy, fun. Always happy, great friend, mysterious and intimidating in a way. She is not scared to break your heart. Scottish for "beloved."

That Davia is so sexy and mysterious, she is sure to break your heart!

by lisa lo March 5, 2009

DaVonne

French. A talented beautiful male or female. They are rare, but when come in contact give a great first impression. A person with this name will go far and bring joy to everyone's life that they meet. They like to give and give and hardly thinks of themselves. That is why if you know someone with this name, treat them well and give them all your heart.

What's you name?" "DaVonne." "OMG Lets be best friends

by Gigi Lola December 30, 2010