Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion

Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."

by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011

vagina crunch

The act of punching a girl/women in the vagina then yelling vagina crunch loudly

Boy1.VAGINA CRUNCH Girl2.OW my vagina

by stuffyskull October 26, 2011

pussy crunch

when a man hammers or pounds a girl so hard when having sex that she bleeds and is sore for days on end.

Yeah i fucked my girl friend so hard i gave her a pussy crunch!

by sonree July 5, 2006

captain crunch

a hero and inspiration to us all. a character commonly seen during acid trips.

captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004

dutch crunch

During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.

Last night, Todd was giving Craig a rim job but Craig surprised him with a Dutch Crunch. "Nice."

by Dr. Crunch November 23, 2006

captain crunch

when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.

Wow Gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite!

by Swales February 8, 2007

star crunching

It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.

Same as the definition of star crunching.

by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011