Cragsman

A man of god who will sweep you off your feet. Cragsman is amazing and is the best man you will ever meet. He is very cool and hot, always a 10/10 individual.

Person 1: omgg!! cragsman! you're so cool and sexy!
Cragsman: it's sort of my thing

by APUGACHEV May 10, 2022

Catpiss Crosbie

A loud, drunken and generally disgraceful woman. Enjoys peeing in public and is entering the 2011 guiness world records for the longest pubic hair growth (she can plait it)

Hey man you're such a catpiss crosbie- you just peed in that alley!

by Rockandrose June 8, 2011

swamp croissant

When you eat a croissant or similar pastry out of someone's butt.

Brian: Hey Kolby, can I have a swamp croissant?
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!

by nobody123balls October 22, 2013

Butt Crogyl

The unconfortable feeling an individual sometimes experiences sitting on a chair after taking a shit

John experienced mild symptoms of butt crogyliosis after taking a crap at taco bell

butt,crap,shit,feeling,sensation,ass

by mattsotheycallme April 13, 2014

Heated Croissant

When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.

I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex

by fannyexpert23 August 8, 2016

national crocs day

when you wear your crocs on may 17 to represent stupidity and memes

cant wait to wear my crocs on national crocs day

by thatswhatsgood October 10, 2018

Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect

I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants

by Jean-Charles December 16, 2018