Chimp

Infantile or mischeivous individual. A person with a childlike sense of humour.

Stop being such a chimp

by M McGraw February 22, 2003

chimp rip

V. to tear the male's genital region with bare hands as occured March 3rd, 2005 (see Saint James Davis). This is the manliest action currently known to exist next to cutting your own arm off. (see Aron Ralston)

After being chimp ripped, the man lost all of his will to live.

by Kurtzy May 2, 2005

Chimp Limp

Poor (black) man's Pimp Limp.

Lord Edric: Say, Sambo, have you hurt your leg?
Samb: No, massa, jus' doin' ma chimp limp

by Wlady August 24, 2011

Chimp

(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.

(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!

by Big Chimper June 3, 2003

gurning chimp

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

by oracle March 12, 2004

Safety chimp

A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.

Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.

by Agent00abe April 21, 2008

Chimp

1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla

2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)

1. The chimp is smarter than The President.

2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

by orion October 6, 2003