Creamy Renaldo

the act of cumming in a buddy's ear while he is asleep

Me: I so gave James a creamy Renaldo last night!
James: YOU WHAT? Seriously, I can't hear you!?? Speak Up!!!

by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011

Creamy Shrek

Creamy shrek is infact a man that came from the depths of hilly billy tavern. He shows no mercy in the consummation of his victims. He mostly preys on weak minecraft noobz XD lawl rawr. He escaped hilly billy tavern around 7 am on Wednesday morning. He is distantly related to shrek on the ogre family tree, but we are not too sure how. Perhaps cousin, or uncle? He can bring you great horrors. Please do NOT approach!! If you happen to spot him, please seek refuge immediately!!

"Wow last night was terrible, I ran into creamy shrek!"

by silky-onceler February 08, 2017

Creamy Sunset

After you ejaculate inside your partner, they get up, walk around, only to stop at one point. At that point, just as the setting sun peeks through the gap between their thighs, you see the sunlight glisten off of the seeping cum from the oriface which blinds you from the sexual excellence of it all.

Yesterday afternoon, after I came in Dinah, she was walking around, and there was a moment where I saw a creamy sunset, and that made my day even more perfect.

by brodeep November 24, 2010

creamy waffle

When you ejaculate into a waffle maker, close the lid , then cook for 5 minutes .

I served my mom creamy waffles in bed, Christmas morning.

by Blackkmac January 29, 2016

creamy tenderloin

An elaborate act of sexual intimacy involving the woman traveling to the grocery store and purchasing the largest filet mignon. The filet is then brought home, sautéed in wine: cooked rare so the center is warm but not hot. A pocket is then cut into the filet; large enough to accommodate the male partner's penis. The woman then uses the filet to masturbate their male partner until he ejaculates inside of it.

The woman then enjoys the filet for dinner with a glass of merlot.

A woman of class deserves a nice dinner, so I treated her to a nice creamy tenderloin.

by MisterThief117 May 04, 2014

Creamy Caesar

The result of a man's ejaculatory juice rubbed around generously in someone's hair- resembling that of a caesar salad.

After she fell asleep- I woke her up with a surprise creamy caesar and she started to cry. She had just got her hair done yesterday

by Keegun April 03, 2009

Creamy Dank

when your doing,eating, or drinking something that is really good.

Jenna: This beer is so good.

Kiersten: It sure is Creamy Dank.

by Kiersten Lietz February 16, 2009