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Creamy Renaldo

the act of cumming in a buddy's ear while he is asleep
Me: I so gave James a creamy Renaldo last night!
James: YOU WHAT? Seriously, I can't hear you!?? Speak Up!!!
by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011
mugGet the Creamy Renaldomug.

creamy boi

What would win? A creamy boi or a diet?
by Ammbamami September 28, 2017
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creamy tenderloin

An elaborate act of sexual intimacy involving the woman traveling to the grocery store and purchasing the largest filet mignon. The filet is then brought home, sautéed in wine: cooked rare so the center is warm but not hot. A pocket is then cut into the filet; large enough to accommodate the male partner's penis. The woman then uses the filet to masturbate their male partner until he ejaculates inside of it.

The woman then enjoys the filet for dinner with a glass of merlot.
A woman of class deserves a nice dinner, so I treated her to a nice creamy tenderloin.
by MisterThief117 May 3, 2014
mugGet the creamy tenderloinmug.

creamy waffle

When you ejaculate into a waffle maker, close the lid , then cook for 5 minutes .
I served my mom creamy waffles in bed, Christmas morning.
by Blackkmac October 13, 2016
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Creamy Sunset

After you ejaculate inside your partner, they get up, walk around, only to stop at one point. At that point, just as the setting sun peeks through the gap between their thighs, you see the sunlight glisten off of the seeping cum from the oriface which blinds you from the sexual excellence of it all.
Yesterday afternoon, after I came in Dinah, she was walking around, and there was a moment where I saw a creamy sunset, and that made my day even more perfect.
by brodeep November 26, 2010
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Creamy Caesar

The result of a man's ejaculatory juice rubbed around generously in someone's hair- resembling that of a caesar salad.
After she fell asleep- I woke her up with a surprise creamy caesar and she started to cry. She had just got her hair done yesterday
by Keegun April 2, 2009
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creamy turtle

While in the after-glow of snoodling the circumcised man ejaculates inside the uncircumcised man's foreskin.
Dude! That's a sweet creamy turtle!
by fuzzy tweener September 30, 2009
mugGet the creamy turtlemug.

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