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Creamy Shrek

Creamy shrek is infact a man that came from the depths of hilly billy tavern. He shows no mercy in the consummation of his victims. He mostly preys on weak minecraft noobz XD lawl rawr. He escaped hilly billy tavern around 7 am on Wednesday morning. He is distantly related to shrek on the ogre family tree, but we are not too sure how. Perhaps cousin, or uncle? He can bring you great horrors. Please do NOT approach!! If you happen to spot him, please seek refuge immediately!!
"Wow last night was terrible, I ran into creamy shrek!"
by silky-onceler February 8, 2017
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creamy waffle

When you ejaculate into a waffle maker, close the lid , then cook for 5 minutes .
I served my mom creamy waffles in bed, Christmas morning.
by Blackkmac October 13, 2016
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Creamy Sunset

After you ejaculate inside your partner, they get up, walk around, only to stop at one point. At that point, just as the setting sun peeks through the gap between their thighs, you see the sunlight glisten off of the seeping cum from the oriface which blinds you from the sexual excellence of it all.
Yesterday afternoon, after I came in Dinah, she was walking around, and there was a moment where I saw a creamy sunset, and that made my day even more perfect.
by brodeep November 26, 2010
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Creamy Renaldo

the act of cumming in a buddy's ear while he is asleep
Me: I so gave James a creamy Renaldo last night!
James: YOU WHAT? Seriously, I can't hear you!?? Speak Up!!!
by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011
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Rich and Creamy

When the cum has a rich flavor and creamy texture
Hey momma your rich and creamy
by BigUrban March 30, 2021
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Creamy Caesar

The result of a man's ejaculatory juice rubbed around generously in someone's hair- resembling that of a caesar salad.
After she fell asleep- I woke her up with a surprise creamy caesar and she started to cry. She had just got her hair done yesterday
by Keegun April 2, 2009
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creamy turtle

While in the after-glow of snoodling the circumcised man ejaculates inside the uncircumcised man's foreskin.
Dude! That's a sweet creamy turtle!
by fuzzy tweener September 30, 2009
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