Creepy Crawly Death Dealers

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'

Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!

by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019

corona crawler

A term used to describe a baby born conceived during/around when the covid pandemic occurred.

During quarantine my girlfriend got pregnant, now we’re expecting a corona crawler.

by adaisy275 April 15, 2021

Clawledge

Clawledge is when one rides around town in his lifted minivan with his shirt off and tribal tats showing, looking for cougars

There goes Clay on his clawledge

by PackFan June 18, 2010

crablouse

When the "crabs" and the "lice" on your genital bush mate and have children and turn into a super parisite. Very Devistating to your genital skin.

That motherfucker gave me the crablouse and it hurts. BBBAAADDD.

by somedeadguy March 26, 2007

Curb crawler

a man who cruises in his vehicle looking for a streetwalker to pick up for sex

Yo, I seen that same curb crawler pass by here six times in the past half hour.

by hickory March 2, 2008

Crawleria

A state of internal anxiety brought on by excessively socializing far below an individual's potential.

Damn this broad with the hip tattoo is hella suffering from crawleria.

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020

rob the cradle

To have a love interest that is significantly younger than oneself in age.

antonym=rob the grave

Typically, older man and younger women, but not always.
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!

by kiddm May 9, 2007