What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

Pug crawl

A common activty lads do with their pals at the weekend where they go from pub to pub drinking pints and gambling away on the puggy.

So me an ma pal went down tae the King's for a pug crawl at the weekend and it was actual potent

by daviebee November 4, 2025

bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.

Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."

by theurbanurban dasakdjakjdasjhd May 29, 2019

Cut and Crawl

Another name for the classic "Comb-Over" Haircut

Our Sales Manager can't seem to face the fact that he is balding so when he goes to the barber, he asks for the "Cut and Crawl"

by [e-mail] March 29, 2015

Routson crawl

The Routson crawl is very much like a reptile without legs. It is a slithering motion usually found occurring in tall grass or a wooded area. The Routson crawl usually precipitates a strike against a human in the form of discipline and without merit in an effort to exercise authority or dominance.

I saw that Routson crawl you just made.

by EastsideFireman December 7, 2021

booty crawl

Something far more sexy than a pub crawl.

Jon: Let's go on a pub crawl.
James: Nah dude, I'm going on a booty crawl tonight.
Jon: Oh yeeeeeeah!

by Don FunOne January 19, 2014