One Of The Biggest Retards In The World, He Normally Is Used to describe someone, Craig Alexander Was Born A Retard With one of the smallest dicks in the world and it weighs at a whopping 1.2 grams
by SlenderManIsCraig September 28, 2014
Get the Craigmug. Happens during a can or bottle share where someone takes more than their fair share of the aforementioned.
by NSFC August 19, 2021
Get the Craig Pourmug. The act of either taking an excessively lengthy shit or taking frequent shits in order to avoid work.
"Man, work went by kinda fast today 'cus of all those Craig Watsons I took!"
(Manager speaking) "If I go in that bathroom and that little motherfucker is taking ANOTHER Craig Watson, I'll shit on him right then and there!"
(Manager speaking) "If I go in that bathroom and that little motherfucker is taking ANOTHER Craig Watson, I'll shit on him right then and there!"
by Nood E. Pictures June 28, 2011
Get the Craig Watsonmug. Super hot lead singer for Indie Rock band One Night Only. He is also a Burberry model and was in the 09 Summer Campaign. He is also British and and grew up in Helmsley Yorkshire,England.
Me:Did you see George Craig's Burberry ad
Other Person: Yeah! He was definitely I'd tap that materiel
Other Person: Yeah! He was definitely I'd tap that materiel
by ycervantes October 13, 2009
Get the George Craigmug. A drink popularised in London in early 2014, comprising of a Tequila Shot and a shot of Pineapple juice. Believed to have originated in the mountains of Europe.
The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice
Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.
The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice
Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.
"shall we order some Craigy Ds?"
"Four Craig David's please"
"Four what?"
"Craig David's..."
"What's that?"
"... you don't know what a Craig David is?"
"Four Craig David's please"
"Four what?"
"Craig David's..."
"What's that?"
"... you don't know what a Craig David is?"
by TheGoodster April 28, 2014
Get the Craig Davidmug. by Austin J. Petolillo January 1, 2012
Get the craig mackmug. Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.
That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad
by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017
Get the Flathead Craigmug.