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bear cough

a very loud, comical fart
Some old lady let out a bear cough during church, i almost pissed myself laughing so hard
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cough/cool

bad ass song written by the Misfits in the late 70's, early 80's. No guitars in the song, only a muffed keyboard song played by Glenn Danig.
Cough/Cool is an evil song, and it doesn't even have guitars!
by mp February 3, 2005
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can cough

Coughing, clearing your throat, or making some noise while in a public bathroom stall to let people entering the bathroom know not to even try the stall door. Especially used when door lock is missing or doesn't work.
man #1 enters bathroom and heads towards stall
can cough comes from behind stall door
man #2 uses different stall
by kfw July 18, 2006
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Sympathy Cough

When someone coughs near you, and you or someone else near, coughs without the real necessity to do so.
On train, random guy out of eyesight coughs.

Girl one coughs.

Girl two says "That was so a sympathy cough."

Girl one says "Yeah, like I don't even have thyroid fever."

Girl two says "I don't even know you."
by The masked avenger of doom December 19, 2010
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KFC Cough

When you've consumed a large amount of greasy food (typically KFC or other fast food) and the accumulated grease and mucus in your throat forces you to cough.
-leaving a fast food chain-

Ted: -cough- -cough-

Jack: You shouldn't have wolfed down that big mac so fast.

Ted- I know, got such a bad KFC cough.
by stripy_tie November 7, 2010
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Cough-a-Tootie

The act of uncontrollably farting as the result of a cough.
Haley: Was that a cough-a-tootie?

Ethan: Yeah, I forgot to hold my butt cheeks together when I coughed.
by newwordsforfun315 December 21, 2011
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Condemnation Cough

This is the fake cough that non-smokers give to someone smoking, even in an outdoor setting. It is generally characterized by one dry cough and accompanied by a dirty look.
Fred: Hey, I think Mike is getting sick. I was outside smoking, and he walked past me coughing.

Bill: Naw, man, that's just a condemnation cough.
by Skuldseidhr November 9, 2011
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