Toad (In Norman French), used to describe a person from the Channel Island of Jersey. How it is interpreted is usually dependent upon who said it and in what context however this is mainly in a jokey manner from a Guernsey person to a Jersey person with little malice intended. They may then respond by calling the Guernsey person a donkey or less commonly an Anes (the Guernsey French alternative).
Guernsey Man: Oi Mick! get over here you bloney crapaud!
Jersey Man -walking over-: Oh shut up you old donkey!
Jersey Man -walking over-: Oh shut up you old donkey!
by Stripy_Tie September 22, 2010
When you've consumed a large amount of greasy food (typically KFC or other fast food) and the accumulated grease and mucus in your throat forces you to cough.
-leaving a fast food chain-
Ted: -cough- -cough-
Jack: You shouldn't have wolfed down that big mac so fast.
Ted- I know, got such a bad KFC cough.
Ted: -cough- -cough-
Jack: You shouldn't have wolfed down that big mac so fast.
Ted- I know, got such a bad KFC cough.
by stripy_tie November 05, 2010
Refusing to lend out DVD's and video games after having them scratched / damaged by careless friends. Inspired by NBC's Community character Abed who refused to lend out "Kickpuncher 3: The Final Kickening" for this reason.
by stripy_tie November 08, 2011