condoleeza rice

President of the United States in 2008.

The one who kicks Clinton's ass.

by MasterChiefll July 19, 2005

console whore

One who spends more time in the console of a game than playing the game itself, often found in games like half life and its modifications.

1- oh noez he got teh tao cannon id better move *~ strafe strafe strafe shoot sv_gravity -9999* ahah lamer j00r on t3h roof now !11oen

2- gene, gets pwnd while he fiddles around in console instead of playing the game

by !!11oen July 21, 2004

Condoleezza Rice

professor turned high-ranking foreign policy official in the current White House; perhaps one of the most brilliant Americans to ever work in government; quite possibly the next POTUS

If Condoleezza Rice ran for the presidency, I would absolutely vote for her.

by Ludlow August 26, 2005

Consolences

Consolences: like condolences but from someone close to you who is trying to console you. Someone who knows you too well to offer condolences when a sad thing happens.

A consolence can also be a non-verbal action. If someone gives a friend a hug as a form of consoling then they offer her consolence, which might elicit the reply "Thanks for the consolences".

E.g. My father offered me consolences when I dropped my slice of pizza in the dirt.

by Chateau Zo January 27, 2014

convolution factor

a scale from one to five (1-5) with five being the most severe, that describes the way someone will adjust their speaking and writing to sound more intelligent or experienced to impress someone they want to date; while intending to sound worldly, people employing a high convolution factor often come across as confusing or just plain idiots

When Linda said she didn't know anything about cars, Brian started speaking at about a convolution factory of 4 to impress her.

by Sexy Simian December 3, 2010

The Last Great Console

Phillips CDI.

The other day, I broke out my Phillips CDI (The Last Great Console) game console, and fired up "Hotel Mario", and could not believe what a great system the Phillips CDI was!

by Qbert March 19, 2004

condolence boner

The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.

Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.

by Blue- White Colonel March 22, 2016