inspiration for birth control

1.a powerful insult

2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"

3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.

little brother: You're ugly

older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.

or...

George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.

inspiration for birth control by mailbox from NH March 22, 2009

mission control 

The decision maker in a relationship. A reference to the space program where the astronaut has to get anything and everything approved by the command center on earth.

Person 1: "Can you go golfing with us this weekend?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."

mission control by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

swallowing birth control 

a woman who performs a sexual act on a man and finishes by swallowing to prevent pregnancy.

My girlfriend has never been pregnant because of swallowing birth control.

swallowing birth control by DocMaxxxey May 4, 2009

Birth Control 

A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.

Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?

Birth Control by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005

quality control 

A way of losing perfectly good definitions from the urban dictionary

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quality control by gb sdkbfkdsbkfbdsbfk fbdbfk fbdkfbkd fdkfbkdf January 28, 2007

Noise Control 

Noise Control is a genre of music that stands out on its own. It is basically noise but it is manifested in sometimes an artful and controlled manner by the members of the band. At other times these independent bands let the music escape in a chaotic positive feedback loop cycle which winds up doing things of its own. Many various instruments both organic and synthetic are used to create various layer of sounds/music/noise/reverb. This genre of music can also be performance oriented.

Noise Control bands include Impact Test, the Late Severa Wires, Shanks and the Dreamers, Unfamiliar Occurrence...etc

Noise Control by Nummy Joy July 21, 2006

Panty Control 

When a man is with a woman who controls his every action, he is said to be under "panty control". This expression is of Patois (Jamaican) origins and dates back to the early 1950's. Synonymous for "pussy-whipped".

Is Jon's girl letting him come out tonight? Nah, the guy's under total panty control!

Panty Control by DJKham March 24, 2009