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centipede twister

A sex position in which two assholes of two different people join together in order to shit against each other ending in an explosive shit storm.
Hey honey? Would you wanna try a centipede twister in bed later tonight? Make sure you don’t shit too hard against my asshole, okay?
by HarryWeinerandfartjuice July 3, 2021
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Thailand Human Centipede

It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack
“Maaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend
by SergeantS April 26, 2023
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Continunin

A job or task designed to keep one busy that is not directly related to ones actual jobs description.
T.G.: "Hey J-M, go gas the trucks."
J-M: "Well at least this Continunin gets us out of the lab."
by T.G. a.k.a. Tater October 18, 2008
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contin

(adj.)

1. A result of smoking weed, it is the feeling one gets in his or her mouth when the spit valves stop and/or some sort of bread-like, crumbly, dry food item is present which soaks up the spit
2. The same concept or sensation afore mentioned applied further to other parts of life either emotionally, physically, or mentally

ORIGINS- The phrase "cotton mouth" meant it's literal meaning but then it became too cotton to say with the cotton mouth so we had to just start saying "contin" instead, drop the "mouth", and gain a new perspective. It also became a way for us to describe experiences not related to the mouth (see examples)

Situations:
-Putting on/taking off wet socks
-Taking off a tight jacket in a small car
-Walking on bark barefoot
-A cold shower
-TV static at a loud volume with a lost remote
"Dude, my mouth is so contin right now! I need water!"

"Could you stop poking me with that stick? You're being contin."

"You need to clean your room dude, it's really contin in there."
by Schyewill32 June 30, 2014
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contitent

A person who is a world traveler. i.e. someone who is content on many continents.
Having backpacked through Europe, explored the Amazon rainforest, and traversed the Andes, Kyle was a contitent.
by Clutchbucket May 30, 2019
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centipedophile

Refers to someone who is obsessed with the modern horror classic The Human Centipede. A Centipedophile can often be found watching the mouth-to-anus masterpiece in the early hours of the morning, trying to organise group screenings at the end of parties, or making The Human Centipede-themed jokes at highly inappropriate moments.
Yorick: Shall we watch a Human Centipede again tonight?

Horatio: That’s the third time this week, you Centipedophile!
by centipedophile November 3, 2014
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coitis

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging, and floozing.
Did you see those three dogs stuck together? That's some pretty crazy coitis.
by J. Warner May 9, 2008
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