conkey

Slang for a woman's vaginal area, often used in place of other similar-sounding words for variations of song lyrics.

Used as an add-in to a Sugar Ray hit: "I....just want to fly (wiki-wki-wki-wki)........ Put your conkey on me, baby....Put your conkey on me, baby...."

For use in a sentence: "She was annoying the piss out of me; all I wanted to do was kick her in the conkey!"

by The Dixon October 9, 2006

Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj

Conkeyed is to bring to an end abruptly, e.g. hanging up on someone, ending argument with final word. To put a stop to a situation by force.

"Conkey(Con-key)adj / Conkeyed ( Con-keyed)adj"

Someone hangs up on you , friend replies , "dude you just got conkeyed."

by deelogic September 13, 2013

Conkle

When you fuck your cousin's uncle.

I conkled

by danielle howelter September 30, 2016

conkus

The pairing of Detroit: Become Humans Connor and Markus.

The ship know for the absolutely strange ship name.

Person 1: Did you see that cute new ship?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: You know, Conkus
Person 2: Oh yeah, it’s pretty cute

by Capser August 10, 2018

conker crack

Someone who balls hang at the same height, can result in pain if they have fat inner thighs..

"fuck me just crossed my legs and crack my conkers, argh.."

by Derek Danksworth June 25, 2005

shwaney conks

Can replace any word when one needs to talk but has nothing to say

- Joe!
- Yes, Jack.
- Shwaney conks!
- I see

by motherboard May 19, 2005

fat conkle

A stupid, mean, or other wise lousy person who says something that contradicts your own opinion. He or she may say it in a ignorant or offensive way, though is not always the case, you just do not like them.

Person A) "Tom is a pretty chill dude, I mean, that weed he sold me was great"

Person B) "Actually it was half tea..."

Person A) "Shut up, fat conkle!"

by dontspeaklestspokento April 2, 2011