Tough Questioning by Congress

Very easy. Derives from the relative ease by which 'tough questions' are dodged without consequences when politicians answer before congress.

Guy #1: Man, that math test wasn't hard at all. I think I aced it. How'd you do?
Guy #2: Yeah, I was worried, but that like tough questioning by Congress.

by Crowops September 3, 2007

congress

A part of the U.S. legislative branch that has a total of 435 morons that never miss a chance to fuck something up. These group of idiots are overpaid and underworked. The sad part is that these people have about a 98% reelection rate. It takes marches, riots, and or mass death to get them to fix anything. The only thing that matters to them are votes and money; they never listen to their constituants. This isn't about Democrats or Republicans, these people are truly incompetent. These people will probably be the demise of the United States because of their inability to do anything.

Today, the Congress passed a bill that fixes nothing. No wonder they have a 20% approval rate.

by rawr101 May 31, 2006

coggler

The slang term for a person affected with Penile Scrotal Coggloriotus. A disease which actually separates the two testicles found within the male scrotum into four separate, smaller testicles. The two original testis will tend to be somewhat larger than their counterparts but the size differential rarely exceeds 60%-40% when compared to the original mass of the original two testis.

After being diagnosed, Tod kept the fact he was now a Coggler to himself.

by Ashen Skies. September 20, 2003

Organic Penis Congealer

Organic Penis Congealer marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.

Man, I've been taken that OPC stuff my brother sold me to help my diabetes, but it's made my penis hard as a rock. That shit should really be called Organic Penis Congealer. My girlfriend loves it!

by MayorPogo May 13, 2010

Congestion Fee

A Congestion Fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. The liberals charge a Congestion Fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. The liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. Of course, rich people and dual-income Yuppies don't mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their arse. But the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.

Many large cities are considering charging a Congestion Fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. The limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. And of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.

Congestion Fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. Rich fat cats and dual-income Yuppies don't mind it, but it smashes the working poor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

conglomerocracy

A from of government in which the laws, norms, and market of a culture are regulated by commerical conglomerates.

Damn, I hate the US conglomerocracy and its active global spread.

by RobynB April 27, 2006

Nasal Congestion

The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.

Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?

Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.

by Wizeguy400 March 16, 2019