indirect confusion

Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.

Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.

by Middaymoon December 24, 2008

Confused Pubes

When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.

Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.

by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019

gravponics confusion

a word used to describe the confusion as to why gravponics keeps getting denied as an acceptable word on urbandictionary.com.

The confusion starts when other definitions of words are completely fabricated and some arent even relevant or make sense. Gravponics is simply a portmanteau of 2 words. As fog is to fogponics, gravity is to gravponics. What would be the reason it keeps getting denied? This is the "gravponics confusion" question. Im sure this wont even get accepted even though i see the dumbest things people fabricate on here.

by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013

I’m confused

I really don’t understand this life it seems so insane

I’m confused

by I can’t stand it anymore January 5, 2021

Confusion Fairy

A person closely related to the Fuck up Fairy who creates confusion and general misunderstanding where ever they go. Unwittingly creates and maintains, and bestows the state of confusion, where there was calm and understanding before they visited

It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.

by CreakingDoor January 28, 2015

Confusing Cece

Once upon a time shawty couldn’t get shoes for retail instead causes problems & confusions to resellers like Montana. Sad Case.

You can’t spell Cee without “C” due to confusions: confusing Cece @ it’s finest.

by Confusion Cee April 7, 2021

Confused Matthew

A totally down to earth film reviewer. Different to most critics as he reviews popular films he considers did not deserve the attention they gained, hence the reason he is 'confused'. He explains why in a clear and detailed fashion and offers solid arguments as to why a film was bad.

Confused Matthew:
They may as well as hung a neon sign over the water that says "this way to the secret Gungan city".

by Arkatos August 26, 2010