confusedly

to be confused. it is the past tense and the adverb of confuse.

He stared at her confusedly.

by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra November 9, 2006

IM confused

When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".

Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?

by imprudentcoma February 3, 2010

Confudesperation

A stage of someone's life where they are so desperate, they will try and get with anyone they can. Currently sweeping the UK, confudesperation sufferers frequently change their mind over who they actually like, often leading to confrontations and arguments in certain levels of the british underclass.

See also homoconfudesperation

"Javine's slept with Romeo, Baz, 'arry AND Charlie...i reckon she's suffering from confudesperation"

by NowImLost July 18, 2005

concused

when you fall and hit your head on something hard. orginated from jackass the movie

I fell ove my board and hit my head on the pavement and rolled then i got up and felt concused

by MItchell Chahalis & Mike Cable December 7, 2004

gender confused

someone who obviously hasnt a clue as to which sex they belong to when they get dressed for the day

"saturday night live" from the 80's..."it's pat" & the movie that followed. pat was gender confused

by el fartismo December 6, 2013

confused with a toilet

shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction

my boss got me confused with a toilet

my tv confused me with a toilet last night

john's wife confused him with a toilet

by michael foolsley August 11, 2010

Confused Homo

A person that is both straight and gay, but straight is dominant, but they’re confused

Person: Dude you’re a confused homo
Confused Homo: yes I am

by Hitormisser69 December 11, 2018