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ER comedian

Someone who can’t shut off the stand up jokes while waiting to be evaluated in the ER.
Each and every one of us wanted to pull the plug on that bombastic ER comedian, and then he coded so we all clapped!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019
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commercial whaleing

To go out looking, hunting for extremely obese women(like the mother in, What's Eating Gilbert Grape), to have sexual relations with.

Way past hogging, plus no alcohol, or drugs is involved, just the pure enjoyment, and bragging rights of beaching a real heavey, or worthy trophy.
My cousin said upon seeing a two extremley large girls, one with a 4 prong cane, the other on a jazzy scooter, "it looks like a great night to be Commercial Whaleing".

A coworker of mine, said after a night of commercial whaleing, he was afraid they were going to have to cut the wall out of his house to remove his prize.
by JJBIII October 16, 2009
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Comment Bait

Posting a status update on a social networking site that's specific to a certain person in hopes of enticing them to interact with you by leaving a comment. See also: Obsessive, Needy, Pathetic
Public knowledge: I love Elvis, donuts and extreme heat.

Comment Bait Ex. 1
Facebook Creeper's Status: "Who wants to join me for the TCM Elvis Movie Marathon this weekend?! :)" (Has only ever heard of 2 Elvis movies in his life.)

Comment Bait Ex. 2
Twitter Creeper's Status: "I've got a whole box of donuts all to myself - Yum! But I might be willing to share... ;)" (Doesn't even like donuts.)

Comment Bait Ex. 3
Myspace Creeper's Status: "It's 102 degrees out!! Let's go to the beach! :D" (Actually kind of hopes I won't comment on this one because he'd rather stab himself in the eye with a spork than go out in this sweltering heat.)
by Danie Sue November 30, 2011
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commere

Yo Alex, commere!
by r@gg1 September 10, 2016
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Aurora Commercialis

The orange glow in the sky at night that is created by the lights a large urban area.
When I looked toward Downtown last night, I could see the Aurora Commercialis.
by tom0942 December 18, 2009
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Positive Commercialism

A social philosophy which prioritizes the incentivisation of putative self-interested agents to cooperate with one another through trade and/or to incentivize people to find ways to improve each others lives Similar To: Social Entrepreneurship
Elon Musk is a big fan of positive commercialism providing internet to remote areas with Starlink, eschewing the externalities inbrought by fossil fuel powered vehicles with his electric car company Tesla, and hedging humanities chances of survival by making us a interplanetary species with his Space company SpaceX.
by MurdochMaxwell November 11, 2019
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comedogenic

something that tends to produce acne or make it worst.
dont!, that soap is comedogenic!!!
by KatChamber September 4, 2007
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