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Combusting Fantard

A retarded fan of the crappy website Combusting Herpes, but to a more extreme length, in which they try to convince people who hate the site to spend more than 5 seconds on it and claim that the site is funny and provides social commentary followed by calling that person out on their supposed stupidity even though they are the ones making complete assess out of themselves.

They often claim that the person they're insulting is butthurt when they're actually more butthurt then the person they are insulting.

Sometimes they are similar to Twitards in the way that they act.
"Combusting Herpes is teh shit."
"No it isn't."
"Waaaaaaaa, Nathan doesn't like Combusting Herpes! Waaaaaaa!"
"Yeeesh - what a Combusting Fantard."
by MM132 January 6, 2013
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spontaneous combustion

Getting really mad all of a sudden and doing something regrettable. AKA flying off the handle.
Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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Related Words

comdak

wow hes like comdak!
by jesus mcglaven January 12, 2004
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Comfused

Meaning glued to the computer screen unable to escape. Com = computer: Fused = glued.
'Im so comfused right now.'
'Arent we all!!'
by SuperKamiGoku October 29, 2011
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spontanious combustion

My pre-teen daughter explained spontaneous combustion as:

a random and sudden outburst of laughter
Suffering from spontanious combustion usually stems from nervousness or excitement.

This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.
by G's Spot December 28, 2005
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Codus

Tim: I fell down 3 fucking stairs and now I haven't been to school in a week because I'm so goddamn fat that I can't walk with a bruise!

Me: Lmfao, that's so Codus.
by Fagelo December 15, 2008
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combumba

just wat it sounds like... a type of grass... u kno wat to do.......
Q-yo are you PHOC(pretty high on combumba)?

A-hells YEA
by cAjG March 10, 2005
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