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Commando

by me May 20, 2004
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commando pro

Commando Pro is one better than commando. If you go commando you go without underwear, to go commando pro you let everyone know by having your flies undone. For maximum effect go for discrete public exposure.
(Whilst walking in Nicholson's Centre):

Wife: Why's that girl giving you a horrid look like she's sucking a lemon?
You: Don't worry, I must have forgotten to do my zip up and you know I'm commando.
Wife: You mean commando pro
by eneville August 9, 2010
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commando

Best Arnie movie ... EVER
Come on! You gotta like the part where he just causes mass extinction on a whole island only getting a few scratches.
by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004
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Commando Thursday

The act of not wearing undergarments every Thursday!
She is wearing a skirt on Commando Thursday? Good for her.
by ProfessorLobot August 31, 2018
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Playdough Commando

One who claims to have served in various armed forces, yet misunderstands military terminology.
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"My friends who used to serve with me in "the CORE"

"It's CORPS, Playdough Commando" <rolls eyes>
by boguk April 27, 2009
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Super Commando

Commando plus. The condition of no underpants and being completely shaved.
"Dude I saw some bouncing in your jeans. Are you going commando?" "Even better, Super Commando! The chicks love it."
by free baller April 3, 2010
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Face Commando

Hey, are you wearing any makeup?

No, I'm going face commando today
by k-dub23 November 23, 2010
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