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Cole Hamels just struck out 15 vs. the Reds, becoming the first left handed Phillies pitcher to accomplish such a feat since Curt Schilling in 1998.
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Colten is the funniest guy ever, he is the BEST boyfriend, he is good with kids and is a loving partner to any girl he is with. Coltens mostly have dirty blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes any girl could get lost in.
by Lyina September 24, 2018
Get the Colten mug.Tall and slender kid with beautiful brown hair and deep brown chocolate eyes. Smart, funny, kind of quiet, and cute. You'll never find someone more amazing at anything and everything. Amazingly talented and knows right from wrong. Probably because he's suffered through things that he doesn't tell others about. Underapreciated sometimes but still greatly loved. If you find yourself falling for him say something instead of being an awkward idiot for four years. He has a lot of female friends, which will make you suspicious but don't be. They're almost always just friends.
by AuntPseudonym July 20, 2017
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by .:Zero:. July 6, 2011
Get the Colten mug.A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”
After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.
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