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Clamperl

THE UGLIEST PIECE OF TRASH POKEMON THAT IS UNWANTED, UN-NEEDED, AND SHOULDN'T EXIST. IF YOU KNOW SOME TRASHY-ASS INDIVIDUAL THAT LIKES CLAMPERL, THEN THEY HAVE A FEW BRAINCELLS MISSING, AND BY A FEW I MEAN A FEW THOUSAND. CLAMPERL DESERVES TO ROT IN A DEEP DARK PIT AND NEVER BE SEEN OR HEARD FROM AGAIN.
"Clamperl is the ugliest piece of trash that I will yeet to the Bermuda Triangle for being a disgrace to Pokemon-kind."
by xBungleBee June 27, 2018
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Casper Index

The Casper index is the law of logarithmic scale to determine how white someone is.
Wow that kid is so white he looks like Casper the ghost he must be a 10 on the Casper index
by EnglishPlague May 5, 2021
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Caspered

Similar to getting ghosted but by a friend. So a friend disappearing on you. Not a tinder match that ya thought you might’ve married. A friend you’ve know for a long time.
I asked my friend to a picnic to have a beer or wine and laugh at the old days since we hadn’t seen each other in 15 years. Then she straight up poofed, fucking Caspered me bc of my tone! My fkn tone in messenger ffs!
by E Rawk June 29, 2021
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Thunda clap

When a woman, 'in most cases african american' with a exponentially large booty uses the weight of her choda in a concentrated downward force.
-most documented "Thunda clap" attacks have been prevoked and could have been avoided.

-"Ima com upindis thunda clap ya poompoom"

-accidental "Thunda clap" cases recorded are usually subject to dance floor activity.
by Votelessgeoduck May 17, 2011
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Flaccid Casper

When one manages to cum with a flaccid penis
Dave: "how was the date?"
Jack: "horrible. She gave me a flaccid Casper."
by SilverBackJames23 August 26, 2013
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CUM Clap

by Twerkqueen November 19, 2018
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pussy clap

When you smash dat beav so hard that the puss CLAPS
“Chelsey, why are you walking funny?”
Last night, brad made my pussy clap so hard that my ass squirted
by TRS Slang March 7, 2019
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