Post Test Clarity

When all your higher brain functions return upon the completion of a test and you realise how much of a disappointment you are.

Ace: Man that test was so easy for me! How'd you go?

Walt: ...I just had the biggest Post Test Clarity ever...I want to die.

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

Post concert clarity

That feeling you get when you finish playing your instrument at a concert and realize how shittily you just played

John:I played so badly I made so many mistakes
James: you played fine it’s just post concert clarity

by Mistah6909 December 9, 2022

Post Flight Clarity

The way you feel for a short period after disembarking a flight. This feeling often causes you to notice little things you typically wouldn’t otherwise, like background instrumentals of songs, and contemplate bigger topics, like any recent issues in your life or things one might even consider philosophical.

Sally: You ever notice how in the beginning of Africa by Toto, you can hear a faint laugh?
Lupita: How and why the hell did you notice that?
Sally: I think it was from the post flight clarity.

by BugBeverage December 28, 2022

Post-Program Error Fix Clarity

That feeling when you fix an error that took 2 hours to fix. That most often feeling is anger and saddness. PPEFC for short.

SO YOU ARE F**KING SERIOUS I HAVE PROGRAMMING TRING TO FIX THIS ERROR AND THE PROBLEM IS A F**KING DOT!!!!! I HATE POST-PROGRAM ERROR FIX CLARITY!!!

by Blockitifluy January 7, 2023

a shot of clarity

Basically, suddenly realizing that the time you treasured with someone was actually something you treasured all too late. Definition based off Clarity - Vance Joy.

Guy 1 - "Yo dude, remember how Mike was friends with Ashley, but never really seemed interested in her, right?"

Guy 2 - "Yeah. Why?"

Guy 1 - "Well, turns out that he actually really liked Ashley, but didn't act on it until he accidentally took a shot of clarity and realized everything."

Guy 2 - "Man, that sucks for Mike."

by #1 Vance Joy Fan January 18, 2023

Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet

“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”

by Poop handler June 3, 2023

clarice doucette

Shittyest teacher known to mankind. She claims she’s a doctor but she’s full of shit. She fucks peoples grades over on purpose and cry’s when people make fun of her hearing aids. It is physically impossible for her to teach so she just sits there and makes you repeat words. Worst Spanish and French teacher of all time. If you have a class with her transfer out immediately.

Doctor clarice doucette just cried because I made fun of her hearing aids.

by Mynameesjeff November 28, 2018