A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.
Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.
Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.
Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.
Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.
Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.
by Dj Really Real January 30, 2010
When one has smoked so much weed that they're literally crippled to the spot and in a coma like state. Usually very enjoyable
lorsteez: damn dude peep game on jbagel over by the couch
jbagel: i can't feel my feet..or my hands, or my face!
lorsteez: dude nah, you're just in a chronic coma that's all
jbagel: i can't feel my feet..or my hands, or my face!
lorsteez: dude nah, you're just in a chronic coma that's all
by Lorsteezy May 04, 2009
Being unemployed for at least six months, not due to medical reasons. Considered a major problem as most employers will not hire someone who has been unemployed for six months.
by Maschinenmensch November 25, 2015
Someone who spends most of their time on the internet. They often will argue about things online and are out of touch with the real world.
Person 1: look at this kid, they use neopronouns and keep arguing on Reddit.
Person 2: omg that’s so chronically online
Person 2: omg that’s so chronically online
by UrFavTguy July 21, 2022
Man1: dude, lets go get some chronic when where done surfing..
Man2: yea bra...
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Man1: dude!....
Man2: whatt!?
Man1: lets go get some chronic gringo Breakfast Burritos before we go surfing bra.
man2: chhyyeaaa.. chronic tacos
Man2: yea bra...
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Man1: dude!....
Man2: whatt!?
Man1: lets go get some chronic gringo Breakfast Burritos before we go surfing bra.
man2: chhyyeaaa.. chronic tacos
by thugsurferthugdude February 03, 2010
Like Comic-Con but with marijuana. Many people gather together to celebrate the plant and bring exotic strands from all over the world.
by WhatYouNeed July 25, 2010
when those young phags whose faces are covered with freckles don't lose their freckles by adulthood. mostly happens to gingers.
by bobby bill jenkins III [rifle team kaptian from kentucky] February 02, 2008