Freckley Chopstick

When a ginger or redhhaired guy, who has freckles on their skin; has a thin, long penis.

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"

by YouDontSuccc April 28, 2017

Crimson Chops

Crimson Chops is someone who goes down on a lady who is clearly on her period.
Licking out a bloody gash, and returning up with crimson chops, claret all over his face.

That Spuddy Juddy ate her out and ended up with Crimson Chops.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018

fosh ohnd chops

New Zealand for "fis and chips"

lots go ohnd got som fosh ohnd chops

by dtk July 10, 2004

raging spoota chops

one who is known for having zero friends but thinking they have many and generally being hated due to their stumpiness

oh god, fi is such a raging spoota chops!

by mr bruce September 4, 2006

ballin the chops

Jabbing the inside of someones mouth while they are giving head without getting any rakage.

My meat bag's mouth was so sore after ballin the chops she needed to spray her mouth down with Chloraseptic.

by jimsnickery August 1, 2007

dingle chops

When a salad tosser gets his mutton chops directly in the line of fire and recieves a pooh facial that leaves dingle berries clinging to his (her) mutton chop.

April: What's that smell?!?!
John: Oh, Jeremy has some ripe dinglechops swingin in the breeze.

by lilly fisher March 14, 2005

Ching Chong Chopstick

The whole Asian language summed up into three words. in the most racist way possible.

“Hey Asian friend!”
“Hello!”
“Teach me some Asian! I already know a few words like Ching, Chong and Chopstick!”

“Ok! I wanna Ching Chong chopstick your dog!”

“😧”

by FoRTniTe SLayEr 3000 Warthog November 30, 2019