choad

A penis wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode, which is the area between your balls and your anus.

Good god, take a look at that guy's choad! It looks like it just ate Rosie O'donnell!

by Nooooobsauce March 14, 2011

Choad

Condition in which ones penis is wider than it is tall.

Guy: Lets git it on!
Girl: what the fuck!!! You have a choad!!! oh shit thats wrong im leaving.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 2, 2006

choad lint

this is the little pieces of lint and debris that hang in the pubic hair right below your choad. choad lint often results because of wearing wool or cotton boxers or briefs,

GOD DAM! I am so fucking sick of picking this fucken choad lint out of my ass!

by m0n3y maker October 13, 2006

choadburger

An insult that is used when one has no other witty insults left. It can also be enhanced by adding other ingrediants.

"Im a fag? Well...you're a choadburger!"
"Well you're a choadburger with extra dickcheese and a side of faggot fries!"

by Rob T January 14, 2004

ass choad

one that shows such attributes that the only way to describe this person is to combine two of the most hanus words to describe parts of your body. So the short, chubby, "choad" like deminor and actions of those with such description combined with the dick like traits of the common asshole give you then ill-favored ass choad

your best friend stole your last peice of prized cheese cake. used in context "What that hell you eat my cheese cake for, ass choad"

by rib meister March 13, 2004

choad baby

noun, insult: a person who was conceived as a result of semen dripping from a ladys bottom across the perinium (choad) and into the vagina.

Rocco always made sluts shower after bareback anal for fear of a choad baby should they remain lying sobbing where they had just been violently raped for a few hundred bucks.

by wasp suicide bomber August 26, 2006

CHOADE

Chilling Hard On A Deck Everyday

Term used in colleges in and around Providence, Rhode Island.

The "deck" refers to the deck in front of many college dorms and fraternity houses built in the architectural tradition of New England.

"Bro, I'm bored. Let's choade for a bit, it's nice outside"
"Sure, dude. We can check out the ladies while sitting on the deck"

"Yo dude, what are you doing later?"
"Just choadin' with the bros while pounding some beer"

by BrownBearDRR December 10, 2009