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Cheek Meeting

A polite way to excuse yourself for a bowel movement.
"Please excuse me, I'm being called to the office for a cheek meeting."

"Sorry I missed your call. I was in a cheek meeting."
by Valkyrie Vision Media™ February 21, 2026
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Cheek-taking

The act of violently molesting someone in the ass.
Person 1: I have a phD in cheek-taking, so don't piss me off

Person 2: I didn't know you were a career grapist.
by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025
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pinched cheek shuffle

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.
The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.
by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016
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Heart on Your Cheek

To wear your heart on your cheek is the opposite of wearing your heart on your sleeve.

A person who wears their heart on their cheek keeps their true emotions hidden, usually to keep themselves from getting hurt and/ or to hurt others.

This term is from the song 'How to be a Heartbreaker' by Marina and The Diamonds.
"Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve, unless you wanna taste defeat."
by Storm Kitsune September 16, 2014
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one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.
To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.
by Turnspike February 11, 2003
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back cheek sneak

n - In a sport where a goalie is involved, such as hockey, foosball, or soccer, scoring a goal by banking the shot off the back of the goalie.
Mark: I can't believe that shit went in, he just threw it at the goalie on a hope and a prayer and it went in off his ass. What a tool.

John: no dude, it was planned... the only way to score from that angle is the back cheek sneak.
by The Hag April 18, 2013
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That's a cheek!

A response to cheeky/sarcastic remarks or behaviour by others. Usually used in jest.
*John looks at the F symbol on his physics paper in horror*
His friend nudges him and says, "All that hard work really paying off hey?"
John replies, "That's a cheek!"
by TADPOOL October 5, 2016
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