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Pig Cleavage

Boobs on girls that are caused by them being fat, not by being girls. It has nothing to do with hitting puberty, but with being a fat lard. Usually the said girls like to wear shirts that hang down so you see their fat crack in between their boobs, which no guy likes at all. Some of these girls are really slutty and think everyone wants them.
Ew, dude, did you see that girl over there with her pig cleavage? She's wearing a shirt that should be illegal for her to wear.
by t12j19c95 May 28, 2009
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cleavage

the round device used to tease men into thinking they will get to see some nipplpe. in other words a cocktease
hey i think i just saw some nipple, no you just got some cleavage.
by Bob admaas August 20, 2006
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Scrotum Cleavage

Phenomenon occurring during the wearing of "short shorts" in which the scrotum falls out your pant leg and becomes visible to others.
Did you see the episode of Threes Company were John Ritter shows off his scrotum cleavage?
by Orange Cat April 13, 2010
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The Cleavage Offence

Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk with the intention of engaging in an appropriate and innocent busness-like interaction.

She exaggeratedy places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk blatantly drawing attention to the act of her covering her cleavage from view with her forearm.

Frequently accompanied by chewing or staring with a raised eyebrow and one side of the mouth curled up in dusgust.

Usually carried out by insecure harpies with skin like the armpit on a Hell's Angel's beaten leather jacket.

Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Defence.
Justin: "Hi, I'm here to see. . .errr"
Receptionist: Chew, chew, chew, 'siiiiighhhhhh. . .'
Justin: ". . . err, your CEO. I'm errr, a VP at Intel Labs."
Receptionist: "Have a seat then. 'Sigh'. . . "
Joseph: "Haha Justin, you just got totally busted checking out her rack!"
Justin: "No way man! She totally wrong-footed me with The Cleavage offence. No really. She so did dude!!"
Joseph: "Phhhttt. Sure. whatever."
by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010
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Popeye Cleavage

(n) When a woman places her arm in the Popeye position to hold up her breasts whilst taking photos.
"You can tell that chick has small tits due to her Popeye Cleavage."
by BarefootedBaroness October 19, 2011
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butt cleavage

When you can see the top of a male swimmer's butt crack because his speedo is too small or too tight. Can be sexy on hot college swimmers.
-Joe needs a bigger suit, he has major butt cleavage.

Girl: Ooh, check out that swimmer!
Girl 2: Wow yeah, he has hotttt butt cleavage!
by SwimmChick247 December 6, 2010
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cleavage face

a term used by pig like teenaged boys describing a young girl with over sized breats, and they find it hard to look at her actual face, so her cleavage becomes her face.
"hey cleavage face, hows it going?"
by lordofthedance June 25, 2008
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