Cookie Crisp Caviar

The plethora of little processed micro-chocolate chips from the last of a box of cookie crisp, that accumulate at the bottom of the bowl. upon finishing cereal, one may drink the milk, and with the final gulp, may indulge in a mouthful of General Mill's finest softened cocoa caviar delight. The milk-penetrated chip-u-oles melt in your mouth. If one cared to open ones eyes during the consumption of such a delicacy, one would notice that their treat resembled caviar.

I giggle at how regal we are with all our Dom Perignon and cognac soaked lobster tail, yet I do so envy Parker over there; he's currently partaking in some Cookie Crisp Caviar. Dick.

by DizzyBoyDizzy September 11, 2010

Chavil

A mixture of chav and devil. Effectively, a townie who thinks they are a satanist, but are really townies deep inside.

The chevil only pretended to worship satan, but had a shrine to fcuk in his closet.

by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004

chavioli

The food that a chav eats

Mmmmmm... dat chavioli was da bestest i eva ad!!!

by Alex April 14, 2005

Chabing

When someone is talking complete nonsense and going on and on and on.

What are you chabing on about

by sarah Okarski February 18, 2009

Chavira

When you want to buy something real bad but you're too afraid of your wife to tell her so you lie to her and tell her you won it in a raffle.

"Kenny, I want to buy this badass mountain bike but my wife won't let me."

"That's easy. Just pull a Chavira and tell her you won it in a raffle."

by Stu & Kenny January 4, 2012

caviar

-noun: a classy woman who is considered to be untouchable & flawless. That woman who seems too good to be true. Gorgeous & beautiful, both inside & out. She’s the one a lucky man would take home, not to sleep with, but rather to meet his parents. The forbidden fruit for asymptotes. She does not & will not date just anyone, much less submit to any sexual favors. Antonym for nugget.

The caviar makes all men break their necks, at least twice.

Nuggets tremble at the sight of a caviar. They know they are no match for her.

Asymptotic dude: I think that caviar is just too perfect for me. Even if I decide to go back to college, earn a degree & end up rich, she will still never get with me.

Lucky dude: That’s the caviar I want my family to meet.

by paopao89 November 30, 2010

Eye cavity

Something you get when you take in too much eye candy.

Person 1: What did the optometrist say?
Person 2: He said I've got a bunch of eye cavities. I guess I shouldn't have seen Avatar more than once.

Person 1: Dude, Transformers totally gave me an eye cavity when it came out
Person 2: Your mom gave me an eye cavity last night!
*Person 1 & Person 2 high five*

by DFGdanger December 21, 2009