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A man that can not make a decision. He is always sweet at first, and then does a complete 180. Usually has erectile dysfunction and doesn't even seem to know it. Becomes fat as they age, and will inevitably go no farther than a couch in the garage. Beware a Charlie always looks used and abused before he reaches thirty. Worst part, he is still too dumb to realize it's his own fault.
Person 1: Why do I recognize you?

Person 2: I'm...uh... Charlie's ex.

Person 1: Umm, really?

Person 2: Yeah, I know, Charlie Aaron was the worst mistake I ever made.

Person 1: Should have never dated a Charlie.
Charlie by HottChick December 8, 2010
a noun usually found at the end of a greeting in chicago slang.
What up Charlie? Whadown Charlie?
charlie by southsiderida August 16, 2006
Charlie by Packey April 1, 2016
Charlie or Charlies means Stop wat the fuck you are doing and Look at the Fukingn Hot chick/chicks thats walking Past.
heyy man, did you just see that Charlie that walked past oooffttt.
CHARLIE by Charlinator April 9, 2009
charlie, is short for the girls name Charlotte, they are generally daddys little girls and get everything they want, they are grumpy, ugly, short and annoy people
charlie: daddy can i have a pony?

dad: sure darling
Charlie by ILOVEBERTIE July 18, 2009
Massive fat bellend who thinks he's liked but really isn't. Being around him is living hell he is such an annoying twat you just can't win always has to have things his way not anyone else's . Also he's a disrespectful arse because he got a new console but never plays it because he begs to go other people's houses
Oh look there's Charlie that fat bellend