by Blahb December 26, 2004
Get the Charleston mug.To send the brain stem of a would be assailant down his spine and out of his rectum onto the concrete with a baseball bat.
Wannabe gangster: Gimme all your money or I'll beat you up.
Victim: Umm no.
Wannabe gangster: Yes.
(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!
Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.
Victim: Umm no.
Wannabe gangster: Yes.
(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!
Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.
by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006
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To skull-fuck a person's eye socket finishing with cumming on their brain then pissing on it thus making them retarded(A person can only be succesfully Carltoned once). In tribute to the character from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
by Coob Hooper November 9, 2007
Get the Carlton mug.When a pube/bunch of pubes get trapped under your foreskin in a way that makes your bellend look like its got a comb-over. Just like football legend Bobby Charlton.
Damn, I really need to trim my bush. Every morning my cock resembles that balding 70 year old dude Bobby Charlton
by Sir Seamen October 7, 2008
Get the Bobby Charlton mug.An awesome pianist who writes and composes her own music, and is a "real" artist, but truthfully, she should really just be part of an emo rock band, because her lyrics are jsut oh-so depressing and will make someone want to kill this girl for making them feel so down.
"There's nothing you can do, someone gently says to you "the doctor says that now it won't be long", i try and live up to the moment, hope that i dont blow it, what is it in me that she hears? Its just the song she likes, her little arms around my neck, and a dying girl whispers in my ears..."- Vanessa carlton, Annie
by Schergan October 16, 2005
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by YuliaXXX October 25, 2006
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