chappaqua

a quaint town in northern Westchester that is set in a generally woodsy area. citizens enjoy the simple life in their leisurely neighbourhoods, doing nothing but relaxing with their perfect families and tending to their gardens.

Person A: Hello. I currently reside in Chappaqua.
Person B: As do I. Can you help me tend to my garden? Rumour has it yours is marvelous.
Person A: Most certainly. I have a lot of time on my hands.

by geniesrus July 7, 2012

crappucino (latte)

The emulsion left behind after an intense session of anal sex. It's a latte, when no condom is used.

It was great! Until she spilled her crappucino on my new satin sheets.

by WingZer0 September 17, 2003

Chapping

“Chapping” “Chap” or “Chapstick” is when a person is being irritating or overly themselves to the point that it annoys other people or is really funny

“Hey matt who you feeling?”
“Ah not the best, zack has been chapping hard the past few days and I have a horrid headache.”

by BigGoose69 December 24, 2018

chapped ass syndrome

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.

Herb has chapped ass syndrome.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008

charpu

It is a kannada word which means "prasadam" a snack food given in temple or usually in ganesha festival

are you standing in line for charpu?

eno charpu ethkondu thinnoke ogidha??

by chetan murthy June 1, 2009

cappuccheapo

A cheap, sugary, coffee or hot cocoa-like drink usually dispensed from a machine and advertised as being "cappuccino". They can be bought in many convenience stores and cafeterias throughout North America and come in a variety of flavors, most commonly "French Vanilla" and "Hazelnut". Not to be confused with an actual cappuccino which tastes completely different.

This word can also be spelled "cappucceapo", dropping the 'h'. But that's only if you want to be fancy, which in this case is pointless.

I stopped off at a rest area on the turnpike and bought an "English Toffee" flavored cappuccheapo to stay awake. Later, I got sick all over my '89 Chrysler's Kimberly velour seats.

by Cosmic Jive December 6, 2012

chapqueef

A science teacher that loves schlicking with his chode and queefs alot.

That guys a real chapqueef
I know. So sad...
Actually I heard chapqueef queef yesterday night. It was louder than thunder.

by klye the cruel September 30, 2013