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Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage
Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw
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Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.
Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"
by Double take July 10, 2025
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Chainsaw

Something or somethings that are super cool. Pretty much a substitute for the word “cool”
Dang bro, when you did that backflip it was so CHAINSAW”
by Trickledowneconomics23 October 16, 2018
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Chainsaw

1. Nickname used to describe Zachariah.

2. Often found with his shirt off, Chainsaw loves to have his chest rubbed.

3. Everyone scream in jubilee for Chainsaw!!!
Chainsaw is awesome!!!
(or)
I would love if Chainsaw would hang out with me tonight...
(or)
Chainsaw is sexy!
(or)
I would love to bury my face in Chainsaw's hairy chest!!!!
by zachzachzachzach October 30, 2007
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Chainsaw

The act of violently giving someone a wedgie with their own testicles/ballsack instead of their underwear. This is done quickly and violently to resemble that of a chainsaw being revved. The act can be used as a noun and a verb in past and present tense.
(N.) Did you see Terrence give the freshman a chainsaw?
(V.) I’m chainsawing the next person that messes with my locker.
by Jeremy linn April 17, 2024
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

What’s that movie that sucked ass?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022
by colabear18 April 13, 2022
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Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.
"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
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