charvas ase the lowest form of life....they walk around like they own the joint thinking they are "hard", but most are little weaklings! they ae spreading like a disease and should be put in quarintine! (hope i spelt that right!) they act really hard infront of their mates, who tend to be their worst enemies! adopting a geordie accent, they use phrases such as "oi! gizza a tab like" or "gizz ten pence like for ma bus fare like" and the most common "why-aye man" also using swear words mainly "fuck" and "cunt" i dont have anything against em its just they started the so called "fued" nd they shouldnt call people who differ from them. anyway the males wear fred perry striped tops and tracksuit bottoms....and they say what goths wear is scary! the males also have adopted a "skinhead" and both sexes have rockport boots. the females sometimes where tops that say "bling bling" or "new york"(and i bet they dont know that its a real place!) and usually tracksuit bottoms but if it is really cold they are sometimes spotted wearing a mini-skirt that bearly covers their hips! and they usually are pregnant before 15. this scum is multiplaying fast! we must put a stop to it immediately!
"oi gizz a tab like"
"why-aye man ya little sweaty cunt"
"what ya deein"
(one charva in my school came up to me and said: "ah! ya little sweaty betty!")
"why-aye giz twenny pence now, for ma bus fare like innit"
(another charva said "gothy offy!" what the hell?! does that make sense?!!)
"why-aye man ya little sweaty cunt"
"what ya deein"
(one charva in my school came up to me and said: "ah! ya little sweaty betty!")
"why-aye giz twenny pence now, for ma bus fare like innit"
(another charva said "gothy offy!" what the hell?! does that make sense?!!)
by watch out watch out im about!! :P April 5, 2004
Get the charva mug.1: A fucking idiot who is only attracted to certain bodyparts instead of to the opposite sex for being living things of the opposite sex. they brag and loud-mouth how 'straight' they are because theyre so into pussy, tits, ass, etc... These are often the same kind of assholes who usually come out of he closet 10-20 years later. or they go around dehumanizing women and viewing them as meat instead. Focusing on looks and sex, the same way a dog would judge a couch-cushion before humping it and then chewing it. or theyre the kind of assholes who turn out to be sex-offenders of somekind.
2: Their loud abnoxious sense of pride is a display to others as a way of desperately trying to prove how straight they are and brag about how much, pussy, ass or tit they get and the more they get the straighter it makes them. But they only have so much to prove because they have even more to hide. Like the whore bitch that brags about all the cocks she gets but is secretly trying to cover the fact that she's a lesbian or some kind of pervert.
3: Chauvanists can come in all genders, races and sexualities, but always bully virgins and slander them as being gay, when the Cahuvanists themselves are truly the ones who are queers simply trying to hide by projected what they are onto an innocent victim to try and reassure everyone of their status in the heard of mouse-dicked jack-asses.
2: Their loud abnoxious sense of pride is a display to others as a way of desperately trying to prove how straight they are and brag about how much, pussy, ass or tit they get and the more they get the straighter it makes them. But they only have so much to prove because they have even more to hide. Like the whore bitch that brags about all the cocks she gets but is secretly trying to cover the fact that she's a lesbian or some kind of pervert.
3: Chauvanists can come in all genders, races and sexualities, but always bully virgins and slander them as being gay, when the Cahuvanists themselves are truly the ones who are queers simply trying to hide by projected what they are onto an innocent victim to try and reassure everyone of their status in the heard of mouse-dicked jack-asses.
1: The chauvanists wont stop talking about how much ass they get... He's such a fake.
2: The prattling of Chauvanists really proves to me that they have a lot to prove because they have some dirty secret theyre trying to hide.
3: He wont stop telling everyone about his sexuality, how much he likes pussy, tits, legs, and ass... Who he trying to convince, he's so desperate to prove something! Chauvanists should be ignored.
2: The prattling of Chauvanists really proves to me that they have a lot to prove because they have some dirty secret theyre trying to hide.
3: He wont stop telling everyone about his sexuality, how much he likes pussy, tits, legs, and ass... Who he trying to convince, he's so desperate to prove something! Chauvanists should be ignored.
by MajorBabeMarshal June 14, 2012
Get the Chauvanist mug.Mainly coming from the north east of england, a individual who wears only wearing timberland coats, jogging bottoms tucked into socks and rorkports and lots of cheap gold jewelary.
Spends all time drinking cheap booze on street corners, smpking and ither hurling abuse at passersby or asking them to "gan in shop fo iz!".
Spends all time drinking cheap booze on street corners, smpking and ither hurling abuse at passersby or asking them to "gan in shop fo iz!".
by Ella May 27, 2004
Get the chava mug.A person inclined to wear "Kappa" and other tracksuit-like garments plus a hat stolen off an elderly gentleman. Vocabulary stretches as far as, "How man ya fookin hippie, lendz (?)a tab/lite" Usually all merged together in one long sentence. Many charvas have "hardcore" scars (Shaved eyebrows gone terribly wrong)
by Murderdoll September 7, 2003
Get the charva mug.Person who wears tresspass n berghaus, likes the bo-berry and loves the white shite and likes the rocky-ps and the stripey jumpas.....so???? At least where imaginative LOL! who cares, certainly not me!!!!!!!!! So lend is a tab hew.......HAHA!!!!
Buzzing on a bee, suckin on a sweet called xtc.
Lend is a tab.
hew man, who ur talkin tee?
RADGGGGGEEEEEEEEe
Lend is a tab.
hew man, who ur talkin tee?
RADGGGGGEEEEEEEEe
by SaraLUVINGlife November 8, 2003
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Get the chavatious mug.A charva is a person of limited intelligence that are found in all parts of britain, not just newcastle. They wear tracksuits mainly but have latley invested in some "Proper belter" designer sportswear. They get drunk easily but brag about the amount that they do drink. Theyre all on drugs and most of them have kids by the time they're fifteen. They are mainly located on street corners or attempting to steal your car (I'd go check about now)they talk way too loudly and swear loads just to make themselves seem big to their so called "friends" Theire friends being people they fight with the most. They hate anyone who isn't a charva because they're afraid of change and are extremely paranoid. Being charva isn't somehitng that happens, it's a way of life. So go get your dole money pet and stop swearin at my gran
by GravyHavok August 2, 2003
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