christian

Either Slater or Bale are cool by me.
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Christianity

One of the world's dominant religions, combining the philosophy of the Greeks with pagan practices and the moral rigor of Judaism, centered around the teachings of Jesus (Yeshua).

Christian theology has ingeniously solved the dilemma of mercy and justice and provided the basis for equality before the law, appreciation of science and education, and the addition of a moral basis to political structures, and the truest rationale for human rights.

Many of the ant-christian intellectual elite would like us to believe, however, that before Christianity, mankind lived a peaceful and idyllic existence without corruption, bigotry, or warfare.
Those angry about Christianity are often using christian standards of right and wrong.
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Christian

A social awkward person. Has no religion and lives to live. He can spot a thicc female from a mile away he watches porn on the daily and knows if the girl is fake or not. Even with that he’s isn’t all about body he cares about personality and love to the person. He’s not that bright but he is wise and will always make you laugh
Christian is a chill guy
Christian: check it left side of the hall on right of exit now don’t get caught alright good luck
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christianity

A religion that is based on the belief that if three old men tell you that a baby is God, you must believe them. Enspecially because God would NEVER skip the aging process and become an adult when manifesting himself.
Christian Child: Christianity is my religion because my mommy and daddy told me so.
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Christian

Something everyone says that they are but nobody really practices.
"Man, i'm a Christian, fuck you."
"Uhhh..."
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Christianity

a religon that started out as a cult (and that's the truth...LIKE IT OR NOT)
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The reason we don't all fly spaceships and explore the galaxy like in Futurama. A cult that should be re-named Analanity. The faster we get rid of these people the faster we can live in a technology driven Utopia.
Insane Christian: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord Jesus Christ?
Unsuspecting Victim: Only if you stop speaking out of your anus.

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