Christianity

The reason we don't all fly spaceships and explore the galaxy like in Futurama. A cult that should be re-named Analanity. The faster we get rid of these people the faster we can live in a technology driven Utopia.

Insane Christian: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord Jesus Christ?
Unsuspecting Victim: Only if you stop speaking out of your anus.

Christianity..

by phenixer May 31, 2013

Indian Burn

the action of clasping someone's arm with both hands and twisting the skin in opposite directions.

Mom: If you are bad, I will give you an indian burn.
Kid: I am calling social services.

by phenixer May 27, 2013