child collar

one of wolfito's favorite children.

child collar: mOmMY cAn mE hAVE cAnnEd bE A nS
wolfito: yes u can have canned beans here go *throws hot beans down throat*
child collar: yay thank mom *chokes*

wolfito: *wheezes*

by ton otiflow December 16, 2019

Oliver's collar

The ring of shit encrusted around your cocksucking lips after taking a giant schlong from ass to mouth. Bon appetit

I really thought I got a great deal on the balloon artist for my kids birthday party until I came to the horrifying realization that all the balloon animals were wearing an Oliver's collar.

by Mr.Tank February 24, 2021

collar popper

1. one who is unusually proud of his homosexuality and displays it by popping the collar of his flamboyantly colored polo/button down shirt, and thinks it's cool to be a collar popper.

2. one who tries to feign coolness and popularity but ends up making himself look like an ass instead.

That collar popper is the biggest douche ever.

That popped collar makes him look like a fag.

by DaZeusness May 26, 2005

collarless mushroom

In other words, a circumcised penis

Let me play with your collarless mushroom.

by exusn May 29, 2005

Collarboner

A word used if you are extremely attracted to someones collarbones.

A word used to describe collarbones that stick out a lot.

Wow, she has great collarbones, I might have a collarboner

by KateThePizza September 5, 2014

Collar you with my love

1. A Chinglish slang in Hong Kong, invented by famous girl group COLLAR formerly known as MIRROR. Usage of this slang is common in the midst of 50-60s years old fans of the said group.

2. To show affection by applying physical constraint in a form of a collar.

3. An abstract means of comedy that showcases one's intellect by misusing this slang in every sentence.

Boy: I will Collar you with my love.
Girl: *Chokes*
Boy: Yeah that's about right.

A: Tonight eat what west?
B: Collar.
A: Collar what?
B: Collar you with my love.
A: *dies*

by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022

Clydesdales Collar

See Wizards Sleeve

As in the large collar worn by clydsdale horses to pull farm machinery in the olden days

I'm not saying my girlfriends fanny is slack but it was like shagging a clydesdales collar

by Paul January 12, 2004