pink cotton candy

when you period blood gets stuck in your pubes

woke up, didnt shave and that damn pink cotton candy happened!

by pixxiestixx June 24, 2016

Turtle Touching Cotton

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.

I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!

by Hoody802 August 30, 2016

cotton-pony

A ladies sanitary product

"I cant go swimming with you today, As I am riding the cotton-pony!".

by ChrisBling January 18, 2006

riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003

catten

This is cat that is a full grown cat but with a personality of a kitten.

T-bo:So,how is your new cat?
Bri-man:Dude,it's a catten!

by iamthedream October 2, 2006

Cotton Carl

Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.

Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.

by David Cantonicle September 20, 2006

partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil

Street slang for sperm.

Some partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil came out my penis.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008