cadillactose intolerant

the intolerance of cadillacs

That white girl is cadillactose intolerant drivin around in her Honda.

by Jakusia December 16, 2008

Candied Yams

When using a porta-john that is in desperate need of servicing, your yam bag dips in the shit water when you sit down and gets a nice blue/brown coating.

Guy #1, " Goddam these shitters need pumped out!"
Guy #2, " I know dude, I took a shit and ended up with Candied Yams"

by Roofus Colada November 9, 2018

Caddisy

Caddisy gets hurt a lot and scrapes her hand

Caddisy is soooo coolll she scraped her handdd

by thatonethot:) October 17, 2019

CAMdirections

giving someone bad directional advice

oh my your such a CAMdirections

ok Mr CAMdirections

wow man those CAMdirections were so not helpful

thanks for the CAMdirections buddy

by the expozer May 23, 2020

Caddis

Commonly known in the Bible as jesus’ grandad. He is an almighty being who ages faster than ur mum. Father of all gods and has grayer hair than ur grandma. Disguises himself as a player for Swindon town fc and pretends to be shit so no one is suspicious of him being a god. Breathes fire and farts lighting.

Omg I am inspired by caddis and his monster schlong

by If u read this u mad sus May 2, 2021

I Know About the Cadillac

Any time product placement, especially on a cable television program, becomes egregious and breaks the credibility of the program.

Named for Damages' second season, when a tie-in with Cadillac overwhelmingly overpowered the credibility and quality of the show.

Why did Buzz's car have to be a Prius on The Closer? God, I know about the Cadillac.

by WrittenWords September 10, 2009

do you know who candice is

A clever alternative to asking who joe is.

Me”Do you know who Candice is?”
You”No who is Candice?”
Me”Candice dick fit in yo mouth AHhhHH!”
You”Explodes.”

by Mike Hawk19 July 10, 2021